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Right On(,) Target
This is usually the time of year I ask inanimate holiday store displays to at least wait until Black Friday to assault me with their raised red and green elven fists. Don’t get me wrong–Christmas is my...
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Booger Than You
I don’t mean to brag, but my family is booger than yours. In fact, I would even venture to say we are the boogest. As my wife so eloquently put it: We have enough boogers in this house to fill a pool....
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Right On(,) Target
This is usually the time of year I ask inanimate holiday store displays to at least wait until Black Friday to assault me with their raised red and green elven fists. Don’t get me wrong–Christmas is my...
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Booger Than You
I don’t mean to brag, but my family is booger than yours. In fact, I would even venture to say we are the boogest. As my wife so eloquently put it: We have enough boogers in this house to fill a pool....
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The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List
1. Two minutes before his swimming lesson starts. 2. When we should already have left the house 15 minutes ago. 3. In the middle of an amusement park ride. 4. Every time we walk into Target. 5. Just as...
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